This is the card you send to someone who thinks they have it so terrible — but are they clinging to a tree, mere inches from being torn to shreds by a horde of zombies? No? Well then, it’s not so bad. This is the card you send to someone who really is in one of those once-in-a-lifetime, wouldn’t-wish-it-on-your-worst-enemy situations that being to mind the phrase “hell on Earth,” and maybe puts a smile on their face.
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